o gaylord

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to o gaylord is to make your friends want to throw up because you’re being so extra with your love stuff.
My cousin and his boyfriend were making out in the middle of the mall. I almost threw up.
My sister texted me a pic of her and her girlfriend in a hot tub. I told her I was gonna die.
My friend’s dog and his girlfriend were cuddling on the couch. I was like, 'Why is this happening to me?'
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when you o gaylord, you act like you’re the only two people in the world and everyone else is just background noise.
My mom and dad were dancing in the kitchen. I was like, 'Can you two just stop?'
My brother and his girlfriend were yelling love songs at each other in the park. I wanted to scream.
My uncle and his boyfriend were holding hands in the grocery store. I was like, 'I need a snack to survive this.'
3
to o gaylord is to be so in love that you make everyone around you feel like they’re stuck in a bad movie.
My cousin and his boyfriend were making out in the car. I thought I was watching a rom-com.
My friend and her girlfriend were screaming at each other in the hallway. I was like, 'This is worse than my math test.'
My brother and his girlfriend were kissing on the couch. I was ready to leave the room.
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when you o gaylord, you’re so into your partner that you forget everyone else exists.
My uncle and his boyfriend were holding hands in the restaurant. I was like, 'Can you two just stop?'
My sister and her girlfriend were singing love songs in the car. I was ready to scream.
My friend and her boyfriend were making out in the hallway. I was like, 'This is not how school is supposed to go.'
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to o gaylord is to be so loud with your love that it wakes up the whole neighborhood.
My brother and his girlfriend were screaming at each other in the park. I heard them from my house.
My friend and her boyfriend were making out in the car. I heard them from my room.
My cousin and his boyfriend were singing love songs in the kitchen. My mom came in and said, 'What is this madness?'
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