O Fucker, Where Art Thou?

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When you're so bored you decide to kick your ass and go find your stupid friend who's probably still eating pizza.
Hey, you're not getting any smarter sitting here. Go find your idiot friend.
I'm gonna find you and make you eat the rest of this pizza.
If I don't find you, I'm gonna find your stupid dog and make it eat pizza too.
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What you yell at your stupid friend when you're tired of waiting and you just want to punch them.
O fucker, where art thou? I'm gonna punch you if you don't show up.
I'm calling you right now, you stupid sack of pizza.
I've waited long enough, you idiot.
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A stupid movie that makes you feel like you're being tortured by a god who loves pizza.
This movie is worse than your stupid friend's pizza.
I'd rather be at a party than watch this stupid movie.
This movie is so bad, it's like your stupid friend made it.
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When you wake up and realize your stupid friend left you alone at a party and took all the pizza.
I woke up and there was no pizza. My stupid friend took it all.
You left me at a party and took the pizza. I'm gonna find you.
I was at a party, and now I'm alone with no pizza. What the hell?
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