O-Fuck-Ashima

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A Japanese phrase that basically says your life is about to get worse and you deserve it.
My math test score came out. O-Fuck-Ashima.
I just got a ticket for parking in a fire hydrant. O-Fuck-Ashima.
My mom said I can't eat pizza for a month. O-Fuck-Ashima.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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When things go from bad to absolutely cursed, like your dog ate your homework and your teacher is a dragon.
My dog ate my science project. O-Fuck-Ashima.
My teacher is yelling at me like I stole her coffee. O-Fuck-Ashima.
I spilled soda on my laptop. O-Fuck-Ashima.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A Japanese way of saying you’re in deep trouble, like you’re stuck in a toilet and no one is coming to save you.
I got locked in the bathroom. O-Fuck-Ashima.
My pants are on fire. O-Fuck-Ashima.
I forgot my lunch and my mom is mad. O-Fuck-Ashima.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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When life throws you a curveball so hard, it hits you in the face and knocks out your teeth.
My dog bit my friend. O-Fuck-Ashima.
I failed my history test. O-Fuck-Ashima.
My phone died during the big game. O-Fuck-Ashima.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A Japanese phrase that means you just made the worst decision ever, like eating a whole cake in one sitting.
I ate my entire cake. O-Fuck-Ashima.
I told my teacher I was sick and I wasn’t. O-Fuck-Ashima.
I ran out of toilet paper. O-Fuck-Ashima.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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When your life is like a broken video game, and you can’t beat the level no matter how hard you try.
I can’t beat this video game. O-Fuck-Ashima.
My dog won’t stop barking. O-Fuck-Ashima.
I spilled my juice on my shirt. O-Fuck-Ashima.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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