o-fish

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Short for official. People think it means a fish and get really confused. It’s like saying your mom is a fish.
Yo, I’m o-fish now, so shut up and take my money.
Why is the principal called o-fish? Is he in a tank?
I asked for o-fish and got a goldfish. That’s not what I wanted.
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It’s like a fishy mess that slays you. It’s so bad it’s good, like when your crush smells like feet and then dances on your face.
This test is o-fish. I failed, but I’m proud.
That o-fish sandwich is like a slap in the face with a sock.
My ex is o-fish. She was bad, but now she’s my best friend.
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It’s the Catholic Big Mac. It’s like communion, but with fries and a soda. And it tastes like regret.
I ate an o-fish and it felt like I confessed my sins.
My priest says o-fish is the new holy bread.
I brought o-fish to mass and got a warning.
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When a girl doesn’t wash her bits and then twerks on your face. It’s like a surprise party you didn’t want.
That girl at the party was o-fish. I got a face full of twerking.
My friend’s sister is o-fish. She dances on guys like it’s her job.
I walked into a room and saw o-fish. I ran out.
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It’s a type of sandwich. Not just any sandwich. It’s the one that makes you feel like you’re eating your own sadness.
That o-fish from McDonald’s tastes like my life.
I eat o-fish every day. It’s my comfort food.
My mom got me an o-fish. She says it’s love.
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It’s a good piece of smelly junk. You lick it up like it’s the last drop of your soul.
That o-fish is so good. I licked it and cried.
My sister’s o-fish smells like her sock drawer.
I ate an o-fish and it felt like a hug from my dad.
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It’s a stoner sandwich with a fish patty. You eat it for a buck. It tastes like regret and joy.
I bought an o-fish for a buck. It was worth it.
That o-fish was so good, I forgot my homework.
I ate an o-fish and got high. It was magic.
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