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Using FaceTime on an iPhone to show off your junk and make someone cum like a startled goat.
Bro sent me a FaceTime at 2 AM and said, 'I’m not going to sleep until you blow me.'
My mom called me on FaceTime and said, 'You’re not a man until you’ve cum on a phone.'
My girlfriend FaceTimed me while I was on a Zoom call and said, 'You’re gonna die when you see this.'
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When you FaceTime someone just so you can give them a digital BJ and make them scream like a baby.
My dad FaceTimed me and said, 'I’m gonna cum on your phone, and you’re gonna take it like a man.'
I FaceTimed my crush and said, 'You’re gonna love this.' She said, 'What’s that smell?'
My ex FaceTimed me and said, 'You’re gonna wish you were still with me.'
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When you use FaceTime on your iPhone to show off your junk and make someone cum so hard they think they’re dying.
My cousin FaceTimed me and said, 'I’m gonna cum on your phone, and you’re gonna take it like a champ.'
My girlfriend FaceTimed me and said, 'You’re gonna die when you see this.'
I FaceTimed my teacher and said, 'This is a school project.' She said, 'You’re gonna fail.'
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When you FaceTime someone just so you can show off your junk and make them cum like a dog in heat.
My brother FaceTimed me and said, 'I’m gonna cum on your phone, and you’re gonna take it like a man.'
I FaceTimed my crush and said, 'You’re gonna love this.' She said, 'What’s that smell?'
My girlfriend FaceTimed me and said, 'You’re gonna die when you see this.'
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When you use FaceTime on your iPhone to make someone cum so hard they think they’re gonna explode.
My dad FaceTimed me and said, 'I’m gonna cum on your phone, and you’re gonna take it like a man.'
I FaceTimed my crush and said, 'You’re gonna love this.' She said, 'What’s that smell?'
My ex FaceTimed me and said, 'You’re gonna wish you were still with me.'
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When you FaceTime someone just so you can show off your junk and make them cum like a startled goat.
My cousin FaceTimed me and said, 'I’m gonna cum on your phone, and you’re gonna take it like a champ.'
I FaceTimed my teacher and said, 'This is a school project.' She said, 'You’re gonna fail.'
My girlfriend FaceTimed me and said, 'You’re gonna die when you see this.'
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