O-dullah

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When you take so many pills you think you’re a wizard and then you’re not

I took 12 pills and thought I could fly. Now I’m just lying on the floor.

My dog tried to eat my pills. He got O-dullah and started dancing.

I told my mom I was going to college. I came back O-dullah and cried on the couch.

When you’re so high you think your toilet is a portal to heaven

I peed on the floor and thought it was a sacred ritual.

My friend took O-dullah and tried to talk to the wall. The wall didn’t reply.

I took O-dullah and thought my mom was a ghost.

When you eat so much junk food you think you’re a superhero and then you’re just sick

I ate a whole pizza and thought I could beat up aliens. Now I’m just throwing up.

My brother took O-dullah and tried to lift a couch. He just fell over.

I took O-dullah and thought I was a dragon. Now I’m just a dragon with a stomachache.

When you take so much medicine you feel like you’re in a horror movie

I took O-dullah and thought my heart was going to explode.

My friend took O-dullah and screamed at the ceiling like it was a monster.

I took O-dullah and thought my dog was trying to kill me.

When you take so much stuff you think you’re a god and then you just pass out

I took O-dullah and thought I could fly. Now I’m just on the floor.

My sister took O-dullah and tried to talk to the sun. Now she’s just sleeping.

I took O-dullah and thought I was a superhero. Now I’m just a superhero with no pants.