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A goofy Swiss kiteboarder with a weird accent who thinks he's a genius and spends all his money on dumb gadgets and crypto that’s gonna crash.
I bought 1000 bitcoins and now I’m broke. Thanks, O-dawg.
He turned his garage into a lab and now it smells like burnt hair and burnt dreams.
He tried to wire his toaster to the internet and it exploded. Again.