o dang

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A loud, stupid way of showing off how many mullets you've got, and you say it as much as you can to sound like a total redneck idiot.
O dang! O dang! I've got ten mullets and you've got none!
O dang! O dang! I'm the mullet king and you're just a mullet beggar!
O dang! O dang! I eat mullets for breakfast and you eat cereal!
by Slangipedia 9h ago
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A dumb, hillbilly who thinks he's the coolest guy ever, lives in the middle of nowhere, chews tobacco like it's going out of style, and leaves his mess everywhere.
This guy thinks he's a rockstar, but he just chews tobacco and leaves his slop in the grocery store.
He lives in Parke County and still thinks he's cool enough to be in a band.
He left his slop in my car and now I can't smell anything but tobacco and trash.
by Slangipedia 9h ago
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When you're so shocked or angry about something that you can't even think straight, and you just say 'damn' like it's the only word you know.
Damn! My dog ate my homework and now I'm grounded!
Damn! My crush left me on read and I didn't even get a text back!
Damn! I failed my math test and now I have to eat pizza for dinner!
by Slangipedia 9h ago
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When your best friend tells your crush you like them, your crush leaves you on read, and then your best friend texts back saying you were joking, and you just lose it.
My best friend told my crush I like him, then he left me on read, and she said we were joking and now I'm crying!
She told him I like him, he left me on read, then she said we were joking and now I just want to die.
My bestie told my crush I like him, he left me on read, and she said we were joking, and now I just want to punch her.
by Slangipedia 9h ago
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