o dam!

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A loud yell when you see something so stupid it makes your brain shut off
O dam! That kid drew a chicken wearing sunglasses and called it art.
O dam! My mom tried to text me while driving and crashed into a mailbox.
O dam! My teacher said I could leave class early if I finished my math test... and I did.
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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What you scream when you realize your life is going down the toilet
O dam! I spilled my coffee on my shirt and it was already dirty.
O dam! My dog ate my homework and then my brother's.
O dam! I tried to text my crush and I sent a picture of my cat instead.
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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A loud shout when something so bad happens it feels like the sky is falling
O dam! My phone died during a Zoom call and I had to talk to my grandma on the landline.
O dam! My dad tried to fix the TV and now it's on a different channel and it's broken.
O dam! I forgot my lunch and had to eat my brother's old pizza.
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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A yell you make when you see something so stupid it feels like your brain is on fire
O dam! My friend tried to convince me that the moon was made of cheese and it was just a prank.
O dam! I got a 40 on my math test and it was because I read the question wrong.
O dam! My teacher said I could leave class early and I stayed for the whole thing.
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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A shout you make when you see something so dumb it makes you want to scream
O dam! My dog tried to bark at the TV and it was just a commercial for a cereal.
O dam! My sister tried to text me and she sent a picture of her cat wearing a hat.
O dam! My dad tried to fix the printer and now it’s just printing out random letters.
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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