O-Daddy

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The ultimate roommate. A total G who gets all the girls and never gets caught with his pants down. He’s the guy who makes your life easier and your bathroom smell better.
Bro, my O-Daddy is so smooth, he got the barista to give him free coffee and her phone number.
My O-Daddy just walked in and the whole bar turned to look at him. He’s the real deal.
O-Daddy is the only guy who can make my mom laugh and still get my sister’s attention.
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When you try to flirt with girls at the bar and end up with zero action. You’re the guy who’s too shy to ask for a second drink.
I tried to hit on three girls and got ignored. That’s what I call O-Daddy fail.
My O-Daddy attempt ended with me walking out of the bar and eating a taco at 2 AM.
I went to the bar, said hi to two girls, and got no reply. That’s O-Daddy level embarrassment.
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Old-school cool guy from the 50s and 60s. He’s the kind of guy who wears a beret, drinks coffee out of a mug, and still knows how to make a girl blush.
My grandpa is the real O-Daddy. He’s got that cool vibe from the 60s.
The guy at the coffee shop is my O-Daddy. He’s got that hipster look from the 50s.
My neighbor is a total O-Daddy. He even knows how to play the saxophone.
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You’re the guy everyone wants to be. You’re getting all the girls, and you don’t even have to try. You’re the man and you know it.
I’m the O-Daddy of this bar. I got two girls to follow me home.
At the party, I was the O-Daddy. Everyone was trying to get my attention.
I’m the real O-Daddy. I got a girl to text me and call me ‘boss’.
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Slang for your dad. The guy who always tells you to clean your room and still gives you money for pizza.
My dad is the O-Daddy. He’s the guy who lets me eat pizza for dinner.
My O-Daddy is the one who still checks my math homework.
My O-Daddy is the guy who gives me money for pizza and still tells me to clean my room.
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An older guy you don’t respect. He’s the guy who still wears a suit and acts like he’s the boss. But he’s also cool in a weird way.
My uncle is the O-Daddy. He still wears suits and acts like he runs the world.
My O-Daddy is the guy who still wears a hat and thinks he’s the man.
My O-Daddy is the guy who still thinks he’s cool and still gives me advice.
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A finger game where you make an OK sign and show it below your waist. If someone sees it, they get an X on their arm and get hit lightly. If you mess up, you get hit hard.
I tried to do the Daddy-o game, but I messed up and got hit hard.
My friend did the Daddy-o game and got an X on his arm. He got hit and it hurt.
I didn’t know how to do the Daddy-o, and now I’m the one who got hit.
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