Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

the time you spend with people who don't mess you up. like your day is split into o' cock and no' cock.

Bro, I'm out of here. This is no' cock

You're the only one who gives me o' cock

I don't need no' cock, I need o' cock

2

calling someone a can o cock is the worst insult you can give. like you're saying they have a whole can of cock in the fridge. maybe they do.

You're a can o cock, I swear

He's got a can o cock in his fridge

She's got a can o cock in her handbag

3

a cock sandwich is when you put your cock on bread. it's like a fish sandwich but with your cock.

I made a cock sandwich for breakfast

That's not a sandwich, that's a cock sandwich

You eat cock sandwiches for lunch

4

when you shave your balls and hair starts growing back. like a five o'clock shadow but on your balls.

My balls have a five o'clock shadow

I look like a five o'clock shadow with balls

I shaved my balls and now they're back

5

when you shave your pubes and they grow back. like a five o'clock shadow but on your pubes. or when you mess up your shave and it hurts.

My pubes look like a five o'clock shadow

I messed up my shave and it hurts

I shave my pubes and they grow back

6

someone who's not just a douche bag, but a full-blown can o cock. like they're the worst of the worst.

He's not a douche bag, he's a can o cock

She's the worst can o cock I've ever seen

That guy is a full-blown can o cock

7

a casual greeting. like how are you doing?

Hey, how are you doing?

What's up, how are you doing?

Hey, how are you doing today?