o card

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Making a girl scream like she’s been stabbed by a meatball.

I gave her an o card and she yelled, 'I thought I was gonna die!'

He did the o card and she ran out of the room crying.

She got the o card and texted me, 'I’m never eating spaghetti again.'

When you make a girl feel like she’s been hit by a truck and it’s amazing.

He gave her the o card and she said, 'I think I broke something.'

She got the o card and texted me, 'I’m gonna need a beer and a nap.'

They did the o card and she fell off the couch laughing.

Giving a girl the biggest middle finger she’s ever had.

He gave her the o card and she said, 'That was the worst and best thing ever.'

She got the o card and texted me, 'I’m gonna haunt you for this.'

They did the o card and he said, 'I think I just died.'