O captain, my captain!

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A poem by Walt Whitman that teachers love to quote when they think they're cool. It's also a line in that boring movie Dead Poets Society. People yell it when they're about to cry in front of a teacher.
'O captain, my captain!' I yelled during math. I was wrong but it felt good.
My teacher quoted it when he failed me. I cried. A lot.
I said it during a group project. No one understood why.
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A line from a poem that teachers use to sound important. It's also in that movie where all the kids are fake. Kids shout it when they're about to lose it.
I said it when my crush ignored me. It didn't help.
My teacher said it after I made a mess in class. I laughed.
I yelled it in the hallway. No one asked why.
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A stupid poem that teachers love. It's in a movie that only smart kids watch. People shout it when they're about to break down in front of a teacher.
I said it during a test. I got it wrong but I felt cool.
My teacher said it after I broke a chair. I didn't care.
I shouted it during a group project. No one liked it.
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