o-bye-o

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What you yell when you're ditching Ohio for good. It’s like giving the state the finger and a middle name.

I’m outta here, Ohio. You’re getting a new nickname: ‘The State I Left Behind.’

O-bye-o, you’re gonna miss me when I’m gone. Probably.

I’m leaving Ohio so fast, you’ll be stuck with the ghost of my dog.

What you shout when Ohio is no longer your problem. It’s like a curse you’re breaking.

O-bye-o, I’m done with your weather and your attitude.

I’m not just leaving Ohio, I’m escaping it like a prison.

O-bye-o, I’m going to a place with better pizza and less snow.

What you whisper when you're sneaking out of Ohio like a thief in the night. It's the quietest way to leave a state you hate.

I’m sneaking out of Ohio. O-bye-o, you won’t even notice I’m gone.

I whispered ‘O-bye-o’ to Ohio and it didn’t even hear me.

I’m a thief in the night, and Ohio is my target. O-bye-o.