o bryan

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a chunk of meat who can't even dress right and thinks he's cool
'Why is he wearing a shirt inside out? He's an o bryan.'
'He tried to flex and failed. Classic o bryan.'
'He walked into the room like he owned it. Then he tripped. O bryan.'
2
a guy who's so basic he thinks pizza is a gourmet meal
'He eats pizza with ketchup. That's an o bryan.'
'He said 'I'm a legend' and then spilled soda on his shirt. O bryan.'
'He tried to be cool by eating pizza at 3 a. m. O bryan.'
3
a man who can't make a decision and cries when he loses
'He picked the wrong shirt and cried. O bryan.'
'He lost a game and cried like a baby. O bryan.'
'He couldn't decide what to eat and cried. O bryan.'
4
a guy who thinks he's the best at everything but isn't
'He said he was the best at video games. Then he lost. O bryan.'
'He thinks he's a legend but can't even beat his brother. O bryan.'
'He claimed he was the king of the school. Then he tripped. O bryan.'
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a man who can't even handle a little bit of drama
'He started crying when his friend teased him. O bryan.'
'He ran away when he saw a spider. O bryan.'
'He couldn't handle being called a loser. O bryan.'
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a guy who thinks he's a tough guy but can't even handle a little bit of pain
'He tried to be tough but cried when he got a paper cut. O bryan.'
'He said he was a tough guy but ran when he saw a dog. O bryan.'
'He thought he was a legend but cried when he fell. O bryan.'
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