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Buying a drink for someone too brain-dead or lazy to work, like they’re still in middle school

I gave him a soda because he’s worse at life than my dog.

She got a beer because she’d rather sleep than get a job.

He got two drinks because he’s too dumb to realize he’s broke.

Spending money on a drink for someone who can’t even hold a job, like they’re still in high school

I gave her a drink because she’s still crying about her ex.

He got a drink because he’s too lazy to work or think.

She had a beer because she’s too stupid to have a job.

Buying a drink for someone too broke or brainless to have a job, like they’re still in elementary school

He got a drink because he can’t even count to ten.

She got a soda because she’s too broke to buy it herself.

He had a beer because he’s still learning how to breathe.