O-bedient

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When you're so loyal to Obama you'd let him steal your lunch money and still call him your hero. This includes his admins, his fans, and anyone who'll call you a racist just for disagreeing.
I’d follow Obama into a burning building if he told me to. He’s like my dad, my coach, and my therapist all in one.
If Obama said the sky was green, I’d paint it green and call it a day.
I don’t care if he lied, cheated, or stole, his legacy is perfect, and anyone who says otherwise is a hater.
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The kind of loyalty that makes you defend Obama even when he’s being a total idiot. You’ll shout at people, throw insults, and act like you’re being attacked just for saying he’s not perfect.
If Obama got a tattoo of his face on a chicken, I’d eat that chicken and still defend him.
I’m not just loyal, I’m brainwashed by his charisma and his ability to make me forget my own name.
He’s the best president ever, even if he did everything wrong. You’re just jealous.
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A person so obsessed with Obama they think he’s a god. They’ll call you a monster, a heretic, or a traitor just for pointing out one of his many mistakes.
Obama’s so good, he could run a marathon in his sleep and still make it look easy.
I’d die for Obama. I’d even die for him if he was the one who killed me.
He’s the best president ever, even if he made up fake emails and lied to the whole country.
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When you're so in love with Obama you'd take his side even if he kicked you in the pants. You'll shout at people, throw insults, and call them racists if they don't agree with you.
I love Obama so much, I'd follow him to the moon and back, even if he forgot to bring snacks.
If he said the sky was purple, I'd wear purple socks and call it a masterpiece.
He's the best president ever, even if he did everything wrong. You’re just a hater.
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A type of person who thinks Obama is the only good thing ever, and they'll call you names if you don't agree. They'll shout, throw insults, and even use fake emails to defend him.
If Obama said the sky was green, I'd paint it green and call it a day.
I’d follow Obama into a burning building if he told me to. He’s like my dad, my coach, and my therapist all in one.
He’s the best president ever, even if he did everything wrong. You’re just jealous.
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When you're so obsessed with Obama you’ll defend him even if he’s being a total idiot. You’ll throw insults, shout at people, and call them racists just for disagreeing with you.
If Obama said the sky was green, I'd paint it green and still say it was the best color ever.
I’d follow Obama to the moon if he told me to, even if he forgot to bring snacks.
He’s the best president ever, even if he did everything wrong. You’re just a hater.
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