o baby

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what your dad yells at your mom when he's fucking her and it's the worst
Dad: 'O baby!' Mom: 'Oh, really? I'm still in the middle of my coffee.'
Dad: 'O baby!' Mom: 'You're the one who ran out of gas.'
Dad: 'O baby!' Mom: 'You're not even doing it right.'
2
a stupid thing people say in those dumb MLG videos when they think they're cool
'O baby!' he yells, like it means something.
'O baby!' said the guy who just lost.
'O baby!' screamed the kid who got a 2-3 kill ratio.
3
a wave of babies that crashes on some random chick because a tourist guy says it's happening
'O baby!' yelled the tourist guy, and the wave came.
The tourist guy said 'O baby!' and the babies crashed on the girl.
The tourist guy yelled 'O baby!' and it was chaos.
4
you were born in the 2000s so you're dat Florida shi
'O baby!' he said, and I was born in the 2000s.
She yelled 'O baby!' and I was dat Florida shi.
I'm dat Florida shi because I was born in the 2000s.
5
when a woman has so many kids she looks like a sausage festival
'O baby!' she said, and her stomach was a sausage festival.
She had so many kids her stomach looked like a sausage festival.
Her stomach was a sausage festival because of all the kids.
6
a weak, boring, or sad orgasm that's not worth the trouble
He had an 'O baby!' and it was weak.
She got an 'O baby!' and it was sad.
That was an 'O baby!' and it was barely worth it.
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