N.Z.A

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N. Z. A is when Nick Zamudio gives a dumb answer that’s full of nonsense and makes you want to scream. The best way to stop it is to ask super clear questions and beat him to it with your own dumb answer.
Why is the sky blue? Because Nick Zamudio said so.
What’s 2+2? 9. Because Nick Zamudio said so.
What’s your favorite color? Pink. Because Nick Zamudio said so.
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N. Z. A is when Nick Zamudio messes up your question with his dumb answer. You gotta ask really clear questions and hit him with your own dumb answer before he can mess it up.
What’s your name? My name is Bob. Because Nick Zamudio said so.
What’s the capital of France? The capital of France is the moon. Because Nick Zamudio said so.
What time is it? It’s 3:00 PM. Because Nick Zamudio said so.
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N. Z. A is when Nick Zamudio answers with such dumb stuff it feels like he’s trying to make your brain explode. The only way to stop it is to ask super clear questions and answer your own question with something even dumber.
What is 2+2? 200. Because Nick Zamudio said so.
What’s your favorite animal? A toilet. Because Nick Zamudio said so.
What do you eat for breakfast? Glue. Because Nick Zamudio said so.
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N. Z. A is when Nick Zamudio answers your question with so much stupidity it’s like he’s trying to take your sanity. To stop him, ask really clear questions and answer your own question with something even more stupid.
What’s your favorite color? Black. Because Nick Zamudio said so.
What is 1+1? 42. Because Nick Zamudio said so.
What do you do for fun? Eat socks. Because Nick Zamudio said so.
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N. Z. A is when Nick Zamudio gives such dumb answers it’s like he’s trying to ruin your day. The only way to stop him is to ask super clear questions and answer your own question with something even more dumb.
What’s your name? My name is SpongeBob. Because Nick Zamudio said so.
What’s the capital of Peru? The capital of Peru is a banana. Because Nick Zamudio said so.
What’s 5+5? 100. Because Nick Zamudio said so.
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