N.W.C.G.N

He's been hitting on the same girl for a year and she still won't text him back.

He asked a girl out and she said, 'I'd rather be dead than with you.'

He tried to flirt with a barista and she gave him the worst coffee ever.

He tried to kiss a girl and she ran out of the restaurant.

He asked a girl to be his girlfriend and she said, 'No way, I'd rather be stuck with my ex.'

He tried to hug a girl and she said, 'You're like a bad smell.'

He asked a girl to be his girlfriend and she said, 'No, I'd rather be alone.'

He tried to ask a girl out and she said, 'You're the worst.'

He tried to get a girl to go out with him and she said, 'No, I'd rather be dead.'

He walked into a restaurant and no one even noticed him.

He tried to talk to a girl and she said, 'I'd rather be with my dog.'

He stood in line for an hour and no one even said hi to him.

He proposed to a girl and she said, 'No, I'd rather be with my ex.'

He tried to get married and the girl said, 'No way, I'd rather be single.'

He asked a girl to marry him and she said, 'You're the worst.'

He asked a girl out and she said, 'No, I'd rather be stuck with my ex.'

He tried to flirt with a girl and she said, 'You're the worst.'

He walked up to a girl and she said, 'I'd rather be dead than with you.'