Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

you know it's true because you're too lazy to argue

Bro, I'm not even gonna say no. You're too tired to fight me.

She just nodded and said, 'Yeah, I'm not even gonna try.'

He said, 'Sure, whatever. I'm too high to care.'

2

you're so sure it's real you might as well be screaming it

'I'm telling you, it's 100% real!'

He yelled, 'That’s the truth!'

She texted, 'I swear it’s true, I’m not lying!'

3

you're so certain you could swear on your dead grandma’s grave

'I’d swear on my grandma’s bones!'

He said, 'I’d die before I said that was fake.'

She said, 'I’d go to jail for this!'

4

you're not even trying to hide how much you know it's true

He just said, 'Yeah, I know it's real.'

She shrugged and said, 'I don’t even need to argue.'

He blurted out, 'Of course it's true!'

5

you're so sure it's real you might as well be the truth itself

'I’m the truth, and I’m telling you it’s real!'

He said, 'I’m the truth, and I’m not lying.'

She said, 'I am the truth, and you're just the listener.'

6

you're so sure you might as well be a god of truth

'I'm the god of truth, and I'm telling you it's real!'

He said, 'I’m the truth god, and I’m not lying.'

She said, 'I’m a truth god, and I’m not even trying.'