n'timbah

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Short for what I mean when I say you're a complete idiot and I know exactly what I'm talking about.
You failed math again? Not even a little bit surprised. N'timbah.
I saw you eat a whole pizza by yourself. N'timbah.
You called your mom a donkey in front of the whole class. N'timbah.
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Short for when you're so dumb I could write a book about how dumb you are and I still know what I'm talking about.
You think the sky is green? N'timbah.
You tried to fix the printer by throwing it out the window. N'timbah.
You said your dog was a vampire. N'timbah.
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Short for when I'm telling the truth and you're too dumb to realize it and I know what I'm talking about.
You lost your phone again. N'timbah.
You cried when you got a B. N'timbah.
You tried to text me with your feet. N'timbah.
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Short for when I know exactly how stupid you are and I'm not even trying to be mean about it.
You said the moon was made of cheese. N'timbah.
You tried to ride a bike with your hands. N'timbah.
You thought the school was on fire because the lights went out. N'timbah.
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Short for when I'm so used to your stupidity I just say it without even thinking.
You said your goldfish was a wizard. N'timbah.
You drew a cat on your math test. N'timbah.
You tried to explain the universe with a popsicle. N'timbah.
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