N.S.N.S.G.

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A group of people who don’t smoke and think smokers are the worst. They judge you for breathing bad air.
I’d rather choke on a fart than be near a cigarette.
My uncle quit smoking and now he’s a N. S. N. S. G. leader.
They told me I was a 'walking fire hazard.'
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The club for people who don’t smoke and love to rag on smokers like they’re losers.
My mom joined the N. S. N. S. G. and now she yells at my dad every time he lights up.
They called my brother a 'cigarette slave.'
They say smokers are just people who can’t handle the truth.
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A bunch of people who don’t smoke and think smokers are dirty, lazy, and stupid.
They said my dad was 'dirty and dumb.'
I got called a 'smoke-muncher' for breathing in his secondhand smoke.
They told my sister she was 'wasted' for taking a puff.
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People who don’t smoke and think smoking is a waste of time and money. They’re always telling you to quit.
They told me I was 'wasting my life on a cigarette.'
My teacher said I was 'throwing money away.'
They said smoking was 'the worst habit ever.'
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A group of people who don’t smoke and think smokers are the worst. They’ll even mock you for liking the smell of smoke.
They said I smelled like a ‘burned-out toaster.’
My friend got called a ‘smoke-lover’ for liking the smell.
They told me I was ‘weak’ for liking the taste of a cigarette.’
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The people who don’t smoke and think they’re better than everyone else because they don’t smoke.
They said I was ‘lucky’ for not being a smoker.
My neighbor joined the N. S. N. S. G. and now he’s bragging about it.
They called me a ‘non-smoke-champion.’
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