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The reason you get thrown out of your seat when your buddy hits the gas like a maniac.

My cousin ran a red light and I flew through the windshield like a meat missile.

I got flung back into my seat like a sack of potatoes when he slammed the brakes.

He hit the gas so hard I thought my face was gonna be on the dashboard.

Why your friend’s face gets stuck to the window when they try to look cool.

He leaned out the window so far his face got stuck like a spider on a web.

I told him to stop looking cool and he ignored me. Now his face is on the window like a sticker.

He tried to look like a superhero and ended up looking like a stuck bug.

What happens when you try to be the fastest kid in the neighborhood and fail at life.

He tried to race me and ended up crashing into a mailbox. Classic.

He zoomed past me and then crashed into a tree like a chicken with no head.

He thought he was the fastest kid, but he’s just the fastest kid to crash.

The reason your friend’s mom yells at them for throwing a football through her window.

He threw the football like a lunatic and it went through his mom’s window like it was a target.

His mom yelled so loud I thought the neighbors would come out.

He hit the window so hard it looked like it was about to cry.

Why your dad’s car smells like old pizza and regret.

He ate pizza in the car and forgot to clean it. Now it smells like a landfill.

He took a nap in the car and the pizza turned into a gas station.

The smell is so bad I think the car is trying to escape.

What happens when you try to be a superhero and end up looking like a idiot.

He tried to fly and just flew into a tree like a confused bird.

He thought he was a superhero, but he’s just a guy with a cape and a bad sense of direction.

He flew over the house and landed in the neighbor’s yard like a clumsy bird.