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A sneaky way to say your last comment was serious, not fake. Helps avoid confusion when everyone is being a pain in the ass.
N/S, I really mean that.
N/S, I swear I'm not lying.
N/S, I'm not faking this.
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A sneaky way to type 'penis' without getting caught by the online filter. Smart move, genius.
n/s, I'm not being obvious.
n/s, I'm not being a dummy.
n/s, I'm not being a dork.
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When your pants and shoes look like a mess. Like you just crawled out of a trash can.
N/S, I look like a raccoon.
N/S, I look like a mess.
N/S, I look like a disaster.
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When you poop before taking a shower. Because nothing says 'relax' like a warm shower and a full bladder.
N/S, I'm ready to relax.
N/S, I'm ready to be clean.
N/S, I'm ready to be fresh.
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When a girl sucks the tip of your penis and twists it with her hands. It's like a combo of a blowjob and a handjob. Pure heaven.
N/S, I'm in heaven.
N/S, I'm in love.
N/S, I'm in heaven.
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What you and your friends are getting at 3am. Because nothing says 'fun' like a big group of people and a lot of alcohol.
N/S, I'm getting drunk.
N/S, I'm getting wasted.
N/S, I'm getting drunk.
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A type of sport that doesn't need you to be super fit. Like baseball or golf. You can be fat and still play.
N/S, I'm playing baseball.
N/S, I'm playing golf.
N/S, I'm playing bullseye.