Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

when things go from bad to absolutely cursed

My math test score was n'optimal. I got a 37 out of 100.

This traffic is n'optimal. I’ve been stuck for 2 hours.

My mom’s cooking is n'optimal. I think she used a sock as a spice.

2

the opposite of perfect, but worse

My hair is n'optimal. I tried to style it, and it looked like a war zone.

This pizza is n'optimal. It’s got hot dog bits in it.

My dog’s behavior is n'optimal. He ate my homework.

3

when life throws you a curveball and it’s covered in glitter and poop

My day is n'optimal. I had to fight my brother over the last donut.

This project is n'optimal. It’s due tomorrow and I didn’t start it.

My sock is n'optimal. It’s missing and my foot is crying.

4

when things are so bad they make you question your existence

My life is n'optimal. I woke up late, spilled coffee, and my dog ate my lunch.

This game is n'optimal. I lost 10 times in a row.

My grades are n'optimal. I think my teacher is trying to fail me on purpose.

5

when everything just goes wrong and there’s no saving it

My week is n'optimal. I failed my quiz, my dog got sick, and I got detention.

This movie is n'optimal. It’s longer than my sleep schedule.

My outfit is n'optimal. I wore my pajamas to school.