n'ombre

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A loud, shocking way to say you don't believe something. Like when your friend tells you they ate 10 tacos and you yell 'N'ombre!' because they're lying.
My friend said he ate 10 tacos. I said, 'N'ombre? I saw you drop one.'
She told me she passed math. I said, 'N'ombre? I saw you crying over a test.'
He said he can bench press 200 pounds. I said, 'N'ombre? I saw you struggle with 50.'
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A big, rude way to tell someone they're full of hot air. Like when someone says they're a superhero and you say 'N'ombre!' because they're not.
He said he's a superhero. I said, 'N'ombre? You can't even jump over a couch.'
She said she can sing like Taylor Swift. I said, 'N'ombre? You can't even hit a note.'
He said he can run a mile in 30 seconds. I said, 'N'ombre? You can't even run a minute.'
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A loud, angry way to say you're not impressed. Like when someone tells you they're rich and you say 'N'ombre!' because they're not.
He said he's rich. I said, 'N'ombre? You still eat ramen.'
She said she's famous. I said, 'N'ombre? I don't even know who you are.'
He said he's a rockstar. I said, 'N'ombre? You can't even play a guitar.'
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A crazy, loud way to say you think someone is lying. Like when someone says they're the best at something and you yell 'N'ombre!' because they're not.
She said she's the best at math. I said, 'N'ombre? I got a better grade than you.'
He said he can eat a whole pizza. I said, 'N'ombre? I saw you struggle with half.'
She said she can dance like a pro. I said, 'N'ombre? You can't even stand still.'
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A loud, crazy way to say you think something is fake. Like when someone says they're a wizard and you say 'N'ombre!' because they're not.
He said he's a wizard. I said, 'N'ombre? You can't even do magic.'
She said she can talk to animals. I said, 'N'ombre? Your cat doesn't even look at you.'
He said he can fly. I said, 'N'ombre? You can't even jump high.'
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A loud, shocking way to say you think someone is full of crap. Like when someone says they're the best and you say 'N'ombre!' because they're not.
He said he's the best at video games. I said, 'N'ombre? I beat you in 10 seconds.'
She said she's the best at drawing. I said, 'N'ombre? Your drawing looks like a cat hit it.'
He said he can run a marathon. I said, 'N'ombre? You can't even run a block.'
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