1 Whatever. I don't care. I'm too lazy to argue. Expand Nevermind, I'm too tired to fight you right now.Nevermind, I'm eating pizza and I'm happy.Nevermind, I'm winning this argument by default. + Examples
2 No message. Just a subject line and nothing else. Like you're too lazy to write anything else. Expand Subject: Meeting at 3. Body: (blank)Subject: You're fired. Body: (blank)Subject: I'm coming for you. Body: (blank) + Examples
3 More and more. Like you're getting louder and more annoying. Expand I'm getting n/m about this nonsense.More and more of this, and I'm getting fed up.n/m, I'm going to scream. + Examples
4 The evil company witch that sends monsters to clobber Kirby. And it's all because of Dedede's bad decisions. Expand N/M E is the witch that sends monsters to my house.N/M E is why I'm getting clobbered every day.N/M E is the reason I hate Dedede. + Examples
5 Sheila and Michael. A weird name that came from a random moment and stuck like a bad tattoo. Expand Sheila and Michael, my weird nickname.Sheila and Michael, I don't even know why I use it.Sheila and Michael, it's stuck like a bad tattoo. + Examples
6 A deep and meaningful conversation. Like you're trying to figure out the meaning of life while also being annoyed. Expand We had a d'n'm about why the sky is blue.D'n'm about why I'm always late.D'n'm about why I hate Mondays. + Examples
7 Totally. Not. My. Problem. Like you're trying to blame me for everything. Expand T. N. M. P. I'm not even here for this.T. N. M. P. I'm taking a nap.T. N. M. P. I'm going to ignore you. + Examples