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Short for 'Nigger Loving Jewboy'. It's the worst insult you can throw at someone, like when they're eating your grandma's meatloaf and you're mad.

I just called my cousin a NLJ because he took the last piece of pizza.

At the bank, I whispered 'NLJ' to my friend when the teller said 'Sir, you're overdrawn.'

My mom said I was a NLJ for letting my brother beat me up.

Stands for 'Big Girls Need Lovin' 2. Used by Jenny Gee and Jonny M when they're too lazy to write the whole thing.

Jenny Gee DM'd me: 'BGNL2, come over.'

Jonny M texted: 'BGNL2, I'll bring the snacks.'

My friend said, 'BGNL2, I'm coming!' and then fell asleep.

It's just a last name. Like your mom's last name, or your dad's, or your brother's. Not cool, not special.

My last name is Smith. Not cool. Not special.

She said 'Jones' and I was like, 'That's it?'

My brother's last name is 'Doe' and he's mad about it.

Means 'Not a lot here.' You say it when you're too lazy to type a real message, like when your friend asks 'Wuts up?' and you're too tired to answer.

My friend said 'Wuts up?' and I replied 'N-A-L-H.'

At 3 a. m., I typed 'N-A-L-H' and fell asleep.

My mom said 'Wuts up?' and I said 'N-A-L-H' and left.

Means 'Your last name.' Used in fanfic when you're too lazy to write your whole name and just want people to know who you are.

In the fanfic, the main character said 'Y/L/N is Smith.'

She wrote 'Y/L/N: Johnson' and the reader was confused.

He typed 'Y/L/N: Lee' and it was the best part of the story.

Late Night Whack. A guy's way of relaxing after a night of getting rejected by the pink taco and all the other tacos.

He did a LNW after getting dumped by the taco.

After the pink taco left him, he did a LNW and cried.

He came home at 2 a. m. and did a LNW in the bathtub.

On May 15th, everyone whose name starts with N or L has to have sex. No exceptions. No mercy.

On May 15th, my friend Nick had to have sex with Linda.

Liam and Nora had sex on May 15th and it was the worst.

Nina and Leo had sex on May 15th and never spoke to each other again.