N.KOREAN SLIP N SLIDE

My cousin got banned from North Korea for eating too much pizza. Now he's sliding into a pile of shame.

That guy got kicked out of North Korea for talking too much. He slid into a pile of embarrassment.

North Korea didn't like my uncle's hair. He got the slip and slide treatment.

My aunt got the slip and slide for wearing a dress to a meeting. Now she's stuck in a pile of nonsense.

That kid got thrown out of North Korea for singing a Taylor Swift song. He slid into a pile of nonsense.

My brother got the slip and slide for eating a hamburger. Now he's stuck in a pile of nonsense.

My mom got tossed out of North Korea for liking American movies. She slid into a pile of humiliation.

That guy got tossed out for talking to a spy. He slid into a pile of humiliation.

My uncle got the slip and slide for eating a sandwich. Now he's stuck in a pile of humiliation.

My dad got flung out of North Korea for liking basketball. He landed in a heap of mess.

That kid got flung out for saying hello to a foreigner. He landed in a heap of mess.

My cousin got flung out of North Korea for wearing a hat. He landed in a heap of mess.

My uncle got kicked out of North Korea for liking pizza. He slid into a pile of laughter.

That kid got kicked out for singing a song. He slid into a pile of laughter.

My mom got kicked out for talking to a spy. She slid into a pile of laughter.