N.J.I.D.C

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a newbie who thinks they're a code wizard but can't even spell 'function'

Just got a DM: 'Hey bro, I'm a dev now. I wrote a loop.' I replied: 'Bro, you wrote a loop? I thought you fell into one.'

At the meet-up, he tried to explain 'APIs' like it was a fancy way to say 'I copied this from Stack Overflow.'

He joined the Discord and immediately posted a tweet: 'I’m a dev now. I made a website. It’s just a text file.'

the kid who thinks 'debugging' is just yelling at the computer

He tried to fix the app by screaming at it: 'You broke my code! You broke my code!'

He got in a fight with the printer because it didn't print his 'function' correctly.

He tried to debug his code by throwing his keyboard at the wall. It worked... for about 30 seconds.

a fresh meat who thinks 'dev community' means a group of people who all know each other and mock him

He asked the group, 'Do you all know each other?' They said, 'Yeah, we also mock you.'

He tried to join the chat and got 10 messages back: 'Who is this?' 'Another newbie.' 'Why are they here?'

He posted a message: 'I think I’m in the dev community now.' The reply was: 'No, you’re in the dev community. We’re in the dev club.'

a rookie who thinks 'dev community' is just a fancy name for a Discord server with 500 people who all use the same memes

He joined the Discord and immediately asked, 'What’s the deal with this server?' The reply was, 'It’s just 500 people who use the same memes.'

He tried to contribute to the chat by saying, 'I think I’m a dev now.' The reply was, 'We all think that.'

He posted a meme, got 3 likes, and immediately left the server.

a noob who thinks 'dev' is short for 'devil' and that debugging is just a punishment from the devil

He said, 'I think I broke the code. The devil is angry at me.'

He tried to debug the code by drawing a devil on the screen and whispering, 'Please, don’t break my code.'

He posted a tweet: 'Debugging is like being punished by the devil. I’m not ready for that yet.'

a greenhorn who thinks the dev community is just a group of people who all use the same emojis and say the same things

He joined the chat and said, 'Hello!' The reply was, 'Hello!' He said, 'How are you?' The reply was, 'How are you?' He left the chat in tears.

He tried to contribute by saying, 'I think I’m a dev now.' The reply was, 'We’ve heard that before.'

He posted a message with 10 emojis and got 2 likes.