n'importe quoi

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whatever your brain spits out when it’s too tired to think straight.

My mom said, 'N’importe quoi, just wear whatever you want!' I showed up in pajamas and a helmet.

He texted me, 'N’importe quoi, I’ll just sleep through the meeting.'

She said, 'N’importe quoi, I’ll just eat the whole pizza.'

the excuse you use when you’ve completely messed up and don’t care anymore.

'N’importe quoi,' he said, throwing his math test in the trash.

She said, 'N’importe quoi, I’m just gonna dye my hair neon green.'

He texted, 'N’importe quoi, I’ll just fail the test.'

a magical phrase that turns your bad day into a total disaster.

'N’importe quoi,' she said, then poured coffee on her shirt.

He said, 'N’importe quoi,' and then ran into the street wearing socks and a hat.

My brother said, 'N’importe quoi,' and then ate the whole cake.

the worst kind of freedom, no rules, no plans, just pure madness.

'N’importe quoi,' he said, and then jumped out the window.

She said, 'N’importe quoi,' and then wore socks with sandals and a hat.

He said, 'N’importe quoi,' and then drew on the walls with crayons.

when you say it, you’re basically declaring war on everything that makes sense.

'N’importe quoi,' he said, and then threw his shoes at the dog.

She said, 'N’importe quoi,' and then wore pajamas to school.

He said, 'N’importe quoi,' and then turned his homework into a song.