N.H.O.s

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When your nipples get stiff like you just drank a whole bottle of alcohol and got slapped by a donkey.

My N. H. O. started during math class. I was thinking about tacos and my teacher called me out.

He got an N. H. O. right in the middle of the Zoom meeting. It was like a dog barking in a microwave.

She texted me 'I’m getting an N. H. O. right now. Don’t make me laugh.'

Your nipples get hard like a bully took a bite out of them and they’re still mad.

I got an N. H. O. while I was eating pizza. It was like the cheese was trying to kiss me.

He got an N. H. O. during the soccer game. His teammates thought he was having a seizure.

She told me, 'I got an N. H. O. in the middle of a scream. It was like a horror movie.'

Your nipples get hard like you just saw your mom wearing your dad’s socks.

I got an N. H. O. during the school play. I was so embarrassed I forgot my lines.

He got an N. H. O. while he was giving a speech. It was like a cat walked into a blender.

She messaged me, 'I had an N. H. O. while I was trying to sleep. It was like a thunderstorm in my chest.'

Your nipples get hard like someone just threw a bucket of ice water on your face and then laughed at you.

I got an N. H. O. during the science test. I was so confused I thought I was on fire.

He got an N. H. O. right before the big game. His coach told him to take a deep breath.

She said, 'I had an N. H. O. in the middle of a scream. It felt like my chest was on fire.'

Your nipples get hard like you just got bit by a raccoon and it was your birthday.

I had an N. H. O. during the bus ride. I was so mad I kicked the seat in front of me.

He got an N. H. O. during the movie. It was like the popcorn was trying to flirt with him.

She told me, 'I got an N. H. O. right when I saw my ex. It was like a slap in the face.'