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The loud scream you let out when you drop through a floor that’s been holding up a drunk guy for 10 years.

I fell through the floor like it was a trapdoor and I was the last guy in the trap.

The ceiling gave way and I sounded like a dying cat.

I went through the floor like it was my ex’s excuse for not showing up.

That cursed noise you yell when you drop through a piece of wood that’s been used as a table for a man who drinks whiskey for breakfast.

I dropped through the table like it was a portal to hell and I was the first guy to fall in.

The floor gave way and I let out a yell that could wake the dead.

That rotten floor didn’t just break, it got me.

The scream of a man who knows the floor is about to break and it’s not even his turn yet.

I screamed like I’d seen the floor’s last day and I didn’t like it.

The floor gave way and I screamed like I was the one who broke it.

I let out a yell before the floor even touched the ground.