Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

you don’t hang out with them but you still let them use your toilet

my cousin is N. F. O. F because he only comes over when he needs to poop

she’s N. F. O. F because she only texts me when she needs a ride

my brother is N. F. O. F because he only eats my food when he’s hungry

2

they’re not your friends but they still take your last soda

my mom is N. F. O. F because she always takes my last soda

my uncle is N. F. O. F because he always takes my last chip

my sister is N. F. O. F because she always takes my last candy

3

they’re not your friends but they still bother you at 2 a. m.

my dad is N. F. O. F because he calls me at 2 a. m. every weekend

my grandma is N. F. O. F because she texts me at 2 a. m. on Sunday

my brother is N. F. O. F because he yells at me at 2 a. m. on Friday

4

they’re not your friends but they still take your spot in line

my cousin is N. F. O. F because he cuts in front of me at the buffet

my mom is N. F. O. F because she takes my spot in line at the grocery store

my brother is N. F. O. F because he takes my spot in line at the movie theater

5

they’re not your friends but they still use your phone to take selfies

my grandma is N. F. O. F because she uses my phone to take selfies

my uncle is N. F. O. F because he uses my phone to take selfies at the park

my mom is N. F. O. F because she uses my phone to take selfies at the mall

6

they’re not your friends but they still take your last piece of pizza

my brother is N. F. O. F because he takes my last piece of pizza

my dad is N. F. O. F because he takes my last piece of pizza

my cousin is N. F. O. F because he takes my last piece of pizza