N.F.I'd

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Not Fucking Invited. You’re like the ghost at the party who’s not even welcome.
I showed up to the BBQ and no one knew who I was. N. F. I'd, baby.
My cousin texted me the guest list. My name wasn’t there. N. F. I'd, my friend.
I brought pizza to the party. No one ate it. N. F. I'd, I guess.
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Not Fucking Invited. You’re the extra slice of pizza no one asked for.
I showed up to the concert. No one recognized me. N. F. I'd, for sure.
My friend’s mom said I couldn’t come. N. F. I'd, I had to sit on the curb.
I got there after the fun. N. F. I'd, and I had to eat chips alone.
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Not Fucking Invited. You’re the one who shows up and everyone’s like, who is this?
I showed up to the sleepover. No one knew my name. N. F. I'd, and I had to sleep on the floor.
I got to the game late. No one invited me. N. F. I'd, and I had to sit in the back.
I brought cake to the party. No one ate it. N. F. I'd, and I had to eat the cake alone.
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Not Fucking Invited. You’re the one who’s not even on the list, and you’re like, why?
I showed up to the cookout. No one knew me. N. F. I'd, and I had to eat hot dogs alone.
I texted my friend. He said I wasn’t invited. N. F. I'd, and I had to sit outside.
I got to the hangout late. No one invited me. N. F. I'd, and I had to drink soda alone.
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Not Fucking Invited. You’re the extra person no one wanted at the party.
I showed up to the birthday party. No one knew who I was. N. F. I'd, and I had to eat cake alone.
I got to the hangout. No one invited me. N. F. I'd, and I had to sit on the couch.
I showed up to the game. No one recognized me. N. F. I'd, and I had to watch from the back.
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