Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A half-decent boner. It’s got some life but it’s not going all out.

My boner looked like it was trying to decide between a nap and a party.

He had a n'fanigan so bad it was like his penis was in a meeting.

I got a n'fanigan and it felt like my dick was doing the wave at a concert.

2

A boner that’s basically giving up but not yet.

His n'fanigan was like a tired dog still wagging its tail.

I had a n'fanigan so bad I considered asking for a second cup of coffee.

That n'fanigan was like my brain on a Monday.

3

A boner that’s just barely hanging on.

My n'fanigan was like a candle in the wind, weak but still burning.

He had a n'fanigan so bad it was like his penis was holding its breath.

I got a n'fanigan and it was like my cock was doing the cha-cha but with no music.

4

A boner that’s got some spark but not enough to light a fire.

His n'fanigan was like a flickering candle, trying its best but not quite there.

I had a n'fanigan so bad it was like my penis was giving a lazy man’s speech.

That n'fanigan was like a toaster that only works on the second try.

5

A boner that’s like a half-eaten donut, still tasty but not full.

My n'fanigan was like a donut with half the sprinkles.

He had a n'fanigan so bad it was like his penis was in a food coma.

That n'fanigan was like my brain after eating too much pizza.

6

A boner that’s like a slow burn but not hot enough to make you scream.

My n'fanigan was like a campfire on a rainy day, weak but still there.

He had a n'fanigan so bad it was like his penis was whispering to him.

That n'fanigan was like my brain trying to remember what day it was.