N'eye the Homo Gayless Wrestler

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A guy who wrestles. He fakes being gay to get attention. He's got a tiny weenie.
He tried to flirt with the ref and failed. Big time.
He kept saying 'darling' to his opponent. It was cringey.
He cried when he lost. Everyone laughed.
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A wrestler who pretends to be gay just for the laughs. His junk is smaller than a pebble.
He winked at the crowd and tripped. Classic.
He said 'I love you' to his opponent. Then he got pinned.
He tried to kiss the mat. It was awkward.
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A man who wrestles. He thinks being gay is funny. He’s got junk like a baby.
He laughed at his own jokes. No one else did.
He tried to hug his opponent. It was weird.
He said 'I’m so sexy' and fell over.
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A wrestler who lies about being gay. He has a junk smaller than a mouse.
He tried to seduce the crowd. They rolled their eyes.
He cried when he lost. No one felt bad for him.
He said 'I’m your man' and got pinned.
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A guy who wrestles. He thinks being gay is cool. He has junk like a newborn.
He tried to kiss the ref. It was gross.
He laughed at his own jokes. No one joined in.
He said 'I’m the best' and got beaten.
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A wrestler who fakes being gay. He has a junk so small it’s embarrassing.
He tried to flirt with the crowd. They booed him.
He cried when he lost. It was sad.
He said 'I’m so sexy' and tripped.
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