n.e.w. oakland

Fresh

0 views · Added 4h ago · 6 definitions

A stupid song by some Oakland rappers who think they're important. It’s about a fake area in Oakland that doesn’t even exist.

My cousin plays this song every day and I want to scream.

My mom says this is the best song ever and I don’t know why.

My teacher played this in class and I fell asleep.

A song that only people from Oakland listen to. It’s about directions and it makes no sense.

My friend texted me this song and I blocked him.

My brother says this song is the best and I don’t know why.

My neighbor played this song and I almost threw a shoe.

A song that sounds like it was made by a group of people who don’t know what they’re doing. It’s about a place that’s not real.

My friend’s dog barks at this song and I think it’s haunted.

I tried to dance to this song and I looked like a fool.

I made my little brother listen to this song and he cried.

A song that’s so bad it’s good. It’s about directions and it’s mostly just people yelling.

I tried to sing this song and I sound like a dying cat.

My friend’s mom loves this song and I don’t know why.

I played this song at my birthday party and everyone left.

A song made by people who think they’re cool. It’s about a fake part of Oakland and it’s really boring.

I made my dog listen to this song and he stared at me like I was crazy.

I tried to rap this song and I sounded like a baby.

I texted this song to my mom and she said I was a disgrace.

A song that no one should ever hear again. It’s about directions and it’s made by people who don’t know what they’re doing.

I made my little sister listen to this song and she cried.

I played this song in my car and I almost crashed.

My friend’s dad loves this song and I don’t know why.