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A black guy behind the wheel of a purple dinosaur that smells like old socks and regret
He crashed into a mailbox and yelled at the dinosaur
His dog was in the backseat eating a hot dog
He tried to park in a fire hydrant and failed
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A nappy-headed man driving a purple dinosaur like it's a holy relic
He honked at a cat and got yelled at by the whole neighborhood
He tried to do a U-turn in a parking lot and got stuck
He said the dinosaur was his spiritual guide
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A black man who thinks the purple dinosaur is the only thing worth living for
He got pulled over and said the dinosaur was his lawyer
He cried when the dinosaur broke down
He tried to start a church in the backseat of the dinosaur
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