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When your black cousins drop some bars so hot they could melt your face off
My cousin just rapped about how he ate my mom for breakfast
He said my dad was just a side dish
He finished the verse and I was still burning from the heat
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When your black cousins spit rhymes so good they could make a saint cry
He rapped about my uncle’s bad hair and it made my grandma weep
He said my cousin’s lunch was the worst thing ever
He made the church choir shut up mid-singing
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When your black cousins drop lines so bad they could make a teacher give up
He rapped about my math test and the teacher left mid-verse
He said my homework was the worst thing in the universe
He made my dog laugh so hard he peed on my dad’s shoes
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When your black cousins flow so smooth it could make a river jealous
He rapped about my brother’s bad fashion and the river stopped flowing
He said my sister’s hair was smoother than the Nile
He made my mom’s soup taste like dirt
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When your black cousins spit lines so loud they could wake up the dead
He rapped so loud my grandfather’s ghost came back to complain
He said my dog’s snore was louder than the thunder
He woke up the whole neighborhood at 3 a. m.
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When your black cousins drop rhymes so sharp they could cut your tongue off
He rapped about my bad spelling and my tongue started bleeding
He said my essay was the worst thing ever written
He made my teacher’s face go red from laughing