N'Dea

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When you drink so much vodka you forget your own name and start flirting with the bartender.
I saw N'Dea last night. She was making out with the guy who serves drinks. Classic.
N'Dea came in drunk and tried to pay with a credit card she didn’t have. Big mistake.
N'Dea texted me at 2 AM. She said she was ‘just trying to find her keys.’ She was wearing a dress and a hat.
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The hot one who gets all the attention but can’t tell the difference between a friend and a fella.
N'Dea is always surrounded by guys. They all think she’s into them. She’s not. She’s just confused.
N'Dea has 100 boyfriends and 2 friends. She thinks they’re the same thing.
N'Dea asked me if I wanted to hang out. I said yes. She asked me if I was single. I said no.
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