n'cheekd

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being so wasted you can’t remember your own face and you’re still trying to figure out why you’re on a park bench with a stranger’s sock in your mouth.

I woke up in a dumpster with a guy who thought I was his ex.

My mom called me at 3 a. m. and I was still talking to a pigeon.

I tried to text my best friend and sent a selfie of my forehead to a guy I met at a gas station.

by Slangipedia 3h ago

when you’re so drunk you think your bladder is a portal to another dimension and you just let it go in a subway car.

I peed on the floor and then tried to dance it off.

I told the bus driver I was a wizard and he gave me a ticket.

I tried to explain my life to a pigeon and it ran away.

by Slangipedia 3h ago

the state of being so wasted you think you’re a superhero and you try to save the world by yelling at a vending machine.

I kicked the vending machine and it gave me a soda and a bruise.

I tried to fly and fell into a fountain.

I told my boss I was on a mission from the moon and he gave me a warning.

by Slangipedia 3h ago

when you’re so wasted you think your pants are on fire and you start screaming and dancing in the middle of a street.

I ran into a store and bought 10 candy bars because I thought they were fire extinguishers.

I tried to fight a cop and he just gave me a ticket.

I asked a librarian if she had a ladder and she looked at me like I was crazy.

by Slangipedia 3h ago

the feeling of being so drunk you think you're in a movie and you start acting out your life like it's a blockbuster.

I told my friend I was the main character and he said I was the sidekick.

I tried to kiss a traffic light and it didn’t work.

I asked my mom if she wanted to be my co-star and she said no.

by Slangipedia 3h ago