n&c

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Netflix and Chill is when you say you’re just gonna watch shows but you actually plan to do something way worse than that.
Hey babe, wanna Netflix and Chill?
I said I was gonna watch a show, not end up in a fight over the remote.
He said 'Netflix and Chill' and I knew it was gonna end with me wearing pajamas and him wearing nothing.
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N&C is when you’re too lazy to say anything and just put two letters instead.
N&C when the teacher asked why I was late.
N&C when my dog ate my homework.
N&C when I got in trouble for chewing gum.
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N&C is the worst curse word combo ever. It’s like the devil made it and then the devil got mad and made it even worse.
He called me a mother fuckin nigger cunt nazi unicorn and I didn’t even know what that meant.
She said N&C and I almost cried.
I yelled N&C at the bus driver and he gave me a ticket.
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N&C is like the worst insult ever. It started as fuckin nigger cunt, then it got even worse, and now it’s like a monster word that no one can explain.
He said N&C and my whole class laughed.
My mom called me N&C and I got grounded for a week.
The guy on the bus said N&C and I didn’t know what to do.
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T H I N C is when you type the letters backwards to mess with the streamer and make them confused.
I typed T H I N C and the streamer screamed.
He said T H I N C and the chat exploded.
She typed T H I N C and the streamer cried.
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A big boi is like a giant chonky floofer who walks in and everyone gets scared.
The big boi walked in and everyone ran out.
She was the biggest boi I had ever seen.
He came in and said 'I’m a big boi' and I believed him.
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Problem In Chair Not In Computer is when you’re stuck and you think it’s the computer but it’s actually the chair.
My chair was broken and I didn’t know why.
She said her computer was broken, but it was actually the chair.
He thought the computer was broken, but it was the chair.
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