N.B.T.T

I wore my N. B. T. T to class and my teacher asked if I was trying to seduce the principal

My mom said I looked like a hot dog with no bun

My crush saw me and now he won't stop texting me

I wore it to the mall and the security guard told me to stop showing off

My friend said I looked like a pizza that lost its crust

My dog barked at me like I was a stranger

I wore it to the party and my aunt said I was too loud for my own good

My brother said I looked like a superhero without the cape

My crush’s mom called me a troublemaker

I wore it to work and my boss said I was too distracted to do my job

My friend said I looked like a snack that didn’t know it was being eaten

My crush asked if I was trying to make him blush

I wore it to the park and my neighbor said I was too loud

My friend said I looked like a cake that didn’t know it was being sliced

My crush said I was the best thing he ever saw