Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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N'Bogan is a manly way to say hello that came from Buckinghamshire. It’s so old and boring, only old guys use it.

"N'Bogan," he said, like he just invented the wheel.

"N'Bogan? You’re still using that? I thought you were dead."

He walked in and said, "N'Bogan," like it was a battle cry.

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N'Bogan is a stupid greeting that old men use to sound cool. It’s like saying hello, but with more confusion and less fun.

"N'Bogan," he said, like he was trying to impress a toddler.

She rolled her eyes and said, "N'Bogan? I’ve heard worse from my dog."

He yelled, "N'Bogan!" like it was a surprise party.

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N'Bogan is a hello that only old guys know. It’s so basic, it’s like the first thing you learn in man school.

He walked in and said, "N'Bogan," like he was the king of the universe.

She said, "N'Bogan? That’s the worst greeting I’ve ever heard."

He mumbled, "N'Bogan," like he was too tired to talk properly.

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N'Bogan is a hello that’s so outdated, it’s like using a flip phone. Only old men use it, and they’re usually drunk.

He slurred, "N'Bogan," like he just woke up from a 30-year nap.

She said, "N'Bogan? I’ve heard better from my cat."

He yelled, "N'Bogan!" like he was trying to start a war.

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N'Bogan is a hello that only old men know. It’s so basic, it’s like the first thing you learn in man school.