N.B.E.T

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A space creature that doesn't come from a womb and isn't related to you by blood or by brain function

'I swear I saw one in the principal's office. It was wearing my pants.'

'My dog said it's a N. B. E. T. and it's gonna steal my lunch money.'

'They're not even from this planet and they're already robbing my piggy bank.'

A weird alien that doesn't have a mom or a dad and doesn't care about your existence

'I tried to befriend one, but it just laughed at my math test.'

'It showed up during my nap and took my sandwich.'

'My teacher said it's a N. B. E. T. and it's gonna fail the whole class.'

An alien that doesn't come from a baby and doesn't give a damn about your grades or your life

'It sat in my desk and drew on my homework with a marker.'

'It came to my house and ate my pizza.'

'I asked it for a snack, and it said I was a weak human.'

An extra-terrestrial that isn't born and doesn't have a family and doesn't want your friendship

'It showed up during my Zoom class and made a mess of my laptop.'

'It stole my eraser and left a smudge on my face.'

'My mom said it's a N. B. E. T. and it's gonna ruin my life.'

A creature from outer space that doesn't come from a womb and doesn't care about your problems

'It sat on my shoulder during the test and whispered answers to my friend.'

'It came to my birthday party and took all the cake.'

'It said my math is bad and it's gonna take over the school.'