naluan

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A super smart girl who loves wolves and purple. She'll keep your secrets even if you swear at her and call her a stupid f***ing cow.

'I told you my life story and you promised not to tell anyone. You just told my mom.'

'She kept my secret about stealing cookies from the cookie jar... until I told her I was gonna tell her mom.'

'She didn't even flinch when I told her I peed in the pool.'

A tough, brainy lady who thinks wolves are cool and purple is the best color. She'll trust you even if you act like a f***ing idiot.

'I told her my crush's name and she said, 'I won't tell anyone... unless you're a f***ing moron.''

'She trusted me even when I told her I was gonna fail math.'

'She believed me when I said I was gonna be a billionaire by the age of ten.'

A genius girl who thinks wolves are awesome and purple is the best color. She'll guard your secrets like they're the last f***ing cookies on Earth.

'I told her my crush's name and she said, 'I won't tell anyone... unless you're a f***ing idiot.''

'She kept my secret about the time I tried to eat a whole pizza in one bite.'

'She didn't even laugh when I told her I was gonna run away and join the circus.'