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Naltida is a pig who thinks the whole world is her pig pen and everyone is her pig friend. She wears enough makeup to cover a brick wall and wears clothes that look like they were stolen from a landfill.

Naltida: 'I got a bad hair day, so I’m canceling everything!' (She looked like a raccoon with a bad attitude.)

Naltida DMs: 'You don’t understand my problems! I’m the queen of chaos!' (She just spilled coffee on her shirt.)

Naltida: 'I’m famous! Everyone knows me!' (Only her mom and a guy from the grocery store know her.)

by Slangipedia 10h ago

Naltida is a human who thinks she’s a celebrity and everyone should worship her. She uses way too much makeup and wears clothes that look like they came from a trash can.

Naltida: 'I’m having a meltdown because my eyeliner is smudged!' (She looked like a raccoon with a bad hair day.)

Naltida: 'You don’t get me! I’m the most important person in the universe!' (She tripped over her own feet.)

Naltida: 'I’m living my best life!' (She just ate a whole pizza by herself.)

by Slangipedia 10h ago

Naltida is a fatty who thinks everyone is her best friend and loves to make a big deal out of everything. She wears so much makeup it looks like she’s wearing a whole face.

Naltida: 'I’m having a full-blown meltdown because my shirt is wrinkled!' (She looked like a raccoon in a costume.)

Naltida: 'You don’t know me! I’m the queen of everything!' (She just cried because her phone died.)

Naltida: 'I’m living my dream life!' (She just got kicked out of a store.)

by Slangipedia 10h ago