Nalt

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A nalt is someone so filthy they could make a raccoon blush. They're also a total piece of garbage, or a bastard.

My cousin’s room is a nalt. It’s got mold, pizza grease, and a dead mouse in the corner.

The janitor called the gym a nalt after someone threw up in the shower.

My dog’s fur is a nalt. It looks like it came out of a trash can.

NALT is a fake excuse used by people who think they’re better than everyone else. They say not all Christians are like the ones who hate gay people, but they don’t do anything about it.

My mom said, ‘Not all Christians are like that,’ but she still voted for the guy who hates LGBTQ people.

My teacher said, ‘Not all Christians are like that,’ but she still prayed for the devil.

My brother said, ‘Not all Christians are like that,’ but he still called a priest a heretic.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Nalt is when someone doesn’t fit the usual image of a group. They’re like a weirdo who doesn’t follow the rules and says things like ‘I’m not like that.’

My friend is a nalt. She’s a Christian, but she likes girls and doesn’t care about being judged.

My neighbor is a nalt. He’s a Christian, but he says the Bible is full of nonsense.

My cousin is a nalt. She’s a Christian, but she’s also a witch and takes selfies at church.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A nalt is someone who wears weird clothes, thinks they’re awesome, takes pills to feel brave, and only cares about being popular. They’re also a total grump.

My crush is a nalt. He wears neon pants, takes pills to feel cool, and says I’m ugly.

My sister is a nalt. She wears a hat inside out, takes pills for confidence, and talks about her status all day.

My friend is a nalt. He wears a shirt backward, takes pills every day, and says he’s the best at everything.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Nalt is slang for crystal meth. It came from a DJ who had a salt crusher full of meth and sniffed it like it was fine powder.

My friend said, ‘I’m going to get nalt,’ and then he snorted a line of crystal meth.

My brother got nalt from the DJ. He was so high he thought his dog was talking to him.

The DJ said, ‘I’m the king of nalt,’ and then he snorted a whole bag of meth.

by Slangipedia 7d ago